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[10 Dec 2009|12:22am] |
"Hey I thought you weren't drinking anymore?"
"I wasn't but it was really hard so, I am."
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[08 Dec 2009|02:14pm] |
"I had to get paid by you people somehow."
"...Well that's what the hooker was for!!"
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| Both from the same flick. |
[07 Dec 2009|10:36pm] |
"Somewhere, a dog, barked. And then he licked his privates."
"And I get all the arguments against it, I even get the one that says I don't know if I wanna bring another kid into this world, but how do you argue with the logic of loving one that's already here?"
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[07 Dec 2009|03:43am] |
Clark, snap out of it. You're a hero.
Huh! I'm a regular Green Arrow. Lois! I don't make the news. I just report it.
You are the biggest news there is. You're a super-human being from another planet!
Okay. Just don't tell Human Resources, alright?
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[05 Dec 2009|10:46pm] |
"Thank you."
"For What?"
"Thank you for what I'm looking at."
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[01 Dec 2009|10:14pm] |
- you're gonna hit that, aren't you?
- like a big rig without brakes.
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| why had I never heard of this show before?! |
[01 Dec 2009|08:07pm] |
"Hey, nice glasses!"
"Oh, yeah- ah- maybe the reason I have to wear glasses is because I suffer from short-sightedness and I can't- I won't- I can't put contact lenses in because I'm frightened of touching my eyes!"
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[29 Nov 2009|08:32am] |
Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
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| ahaha. omg i love this show, and i just started it. |
[29 Nov 2009|10:21am] |
Sorry I'm late.
Where the hell have you been?
What's going on?
This is Nick George, our family lawyer. You better do what he says or else you're gonna wake up tomorrow and find your tires slashed. Or something. It won't be good. I promise.
Where the hell are you going?
I have to go do a baptism.
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| even after seeing this many times, still makes me cry. |
[29 Nov 2009|06:18am] |
I think I have a stomachache.
It's all that fluff and stuff, you big freak.
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| they are so my family. |
[28 Nov 2009|03:00pm] |
Brad popped Amy's cherry.
MOM!!
Oh I'm sorry dear, is that not accurate?
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[28 Nov 2009|10:18am] |
What's up?
Iraq, Iran, I-married.
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[27 Nov 2009|01:52am] |
- So tell us Mark, now at the very end - what was your secret? How did you get all them girls?
- Simple. Don't say anything at all.
- Nothing?
- Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: "How about it, then?"
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| I fucking love these brothers so much. |
[27 Nov 2009|02:48am] |
Hey. Little brother. Who loves you?
You do.
Fuckin' A.
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